Snacks Snob

Compass Market
Cleverly disguised as another everyday strip mall bodega market, doubt not. This is a 4-Star Mini-mart. Buy some fancy cigarettes and get your sandwich pressed.

1600 Alton Road South Beach 33139

"A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands."
-Lord Byron

Beer in a Hurricane

The Abbey
Beer only, but when there's a city-wide blackout and 8PM CURFEW, what the fuck do you care. Actually, the beer is really good, all locally brewed. That's why normally you'd never catch me there; I like my scotch smoky, and my American light beer on ice.

1115 16th St South Beach 33139 305.538.8110



“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.”
-Mark Twain

Dewey's

After we walk in, the bar comes to a halt once my bro yells that this bar is full of derelicts! Between that and the shot of jager that was handed to me upon entrance, i walked outside, puked behind a truck and realized it was time to move on. With the 3 minutes spent in this place i noticed there were pool tables, coors light, jager and derelicts. you be the judge.

852 Alton Rd. Miami Beach, Fl 33139 305.532.9980


"we are all born ignorant, but must work hard to remain stupid"

—Ben Franklin